Monday, October 10, 2005

Apologies

To my Dad: I'm sorry that I forgot to mention in my post about sealing my deck that the night before the sealing you power washed my entire deck and patio furniture and back of my house and who knows what else because you are obsessed with power washing. Also sorry for laughing while you were being nice and hanging up that picture above my bed because you kept losing your balance and almost falling off the bed and taking Mom with you. P.S. Thanks for putting up the picture!

To Steph: I'm actually not sorry that in a silent auction to help charity you bid on a Pamper For Him basket that included many prizes for men and then won it. You can blame me all you want for not outbidding you-you are the one who bid in the first place on a prize that made no sense for you to bid on. Seriously I can't believe you won. That is awesome.

To Drew: Sorry your girlfriend (my baby sister) scored more touchdowns than you on Saturday. Don't feel too bad, though, because did you see that on Friday she inadvertently wore shoulder pads?

To the tank top I bought only a couple weeks ago: I'm sorry that on Friday I allowed myself to be written on over pretty much the entire upper half of my body with pen and Crayola marker thereby covering you in pen and Crayola marker. You are new and didn't deserve it. If it makes you feel any better, I woke up the next morning, looked in the mirror and totally freaked out because I had forgotten about all of it. Especially the one that said "Jace Matt was here". What?

P.S. I never wrote this back in September, but HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, MOM AND DAD!!!


11 comments:

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Diane said...

You were the one that told me it looked good in the store!! I didn't realize it had shoulder pads...honestly!!

Anonymous said...

And you should be sorry to me. You grabbed the pen and told me you were going to bid on it, i only bid first to jack up the price on you so charity would reap more reward, not so i could spend almost $100 on men's haircuts and golf. dammit! you also owe me an apology for friday. had you not been egging me on, constantly refilling wine glasses with the 5L bottle and daring me to chug wine with dinner, i wouldn't have broken my tailbone in my drunkeness. i'm sitting on a donut pillow now at work thanks to you and your stupid peer pressure. -steph

Sarah said...

Maybe you missed the part where I said I'm NOT sorry about the auction.

Also, I refilled a lot of glasses of wine that night-no one else has a broken tailbone. That's all I'm saying.

Anonymous said...

I love that Steph spent $70 on men's haircuts. I also love (by love, I mean hate) that I spent $100 on Baron's tickets. I should never be allowed to purchase ANYTHING after I have consumed alcohol! But, yay charity! ~christy

Adam said...

I'm sorry that Steph hasn't figured out that it's all about the story...

Your "old" man said...

Power washing is "in"!!

Flan in Dagstaff said...

Sarah, if yer ever in N. AZ and want to rehash memories of the 'Ville, feel free to drop me a line. You crack me up more every single day. HIGH-LARIOUS you are.
Of course, we won't have too many mutual memories cuz I think yer just enough younger than I am (nice grammar, I know) that we wouldn't have been in SHS togther, but still, you catch my drift. Anyhow, keep up the great work. Maybe you'll get a TV pilot or something. Sleep well.

Oh, that girl. said...

I am totally in love with powerwashing. Its like scraping the shit out from under your fingernails, cleaning a horse's shoes or picking your belly button. Same gross facination.

danielle said...

excuse me hor, who hauled your ass off to paul's with a car full of def leppard and rick springfield?