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I was tagged by Min Pin Momma. She's all over me.

1. If money were no object, what would you be doing with your life?
Following Dane Cook everywhere he went.

2. Money is just that - an object, so why aren't you doing it?
I have no such object. Also I'm not quite sure what legal ramifications my plan presents.

3. What's better: horses or cows?
What the hell kind of question is this. I guess cows cuz Sarah likes her steak.

4. What do you think the secret to happiness is?
Cherry Coke

5. When was the last time you had a dream that you either remember well or did not want to awake from? Can you share a bit?
I dream every single night, and I remember probably 99% of the dreams I have. They are all effed up. The last dream I had was a couple nights ago when I dreamt I was 9 months pregnant, and I was seriously panicking because I had to raise the baby alone. Then I had the baby, and it was a boy, and he was really cute. I was really scared and really happy all at the same time. It was one of the most realistic dreams I ever had. That is until my friends Kim and Jace were really mad because they wanted partial custody because apparently when I was pregnant I said I needed their help raising the baby. Then we all went to Mexico, and I hid the baby in a bathroom stall until they left me alone-which, come to think of it, may be my natural motherly instinct coming through in my subconscious because I'm fairly certain that the proper way to protect your child from danger is to hide him or her in a bathroom stall in Mexico.

6. When you were a little kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Kirk Cameron's girlfriend. Now that I am grown up I want to be…Kirk Cameron's girlfriend. I mean who are we kidding here.

7. Complete this statement: Love is...
Never having to say "I'm sorry…I'm moving to Baltimore."

8. Can you tell a good story? (write one!)
People read this blog so I guess I can write an okay story. Here's one for you: "Once upon a time there was a normal girl who started dating a midget from outerspace and then became weird and got pregnant with his alien spawn thereby virtually assuring the end of existence upon its birth. The End.*"
*Not based on a true story. Any similarities to actual events or people is purely coincidental.

9. Can you remember your last daydream? What was it about?
I daydream constantly. Today's was that Danielle, John and I won the lottery and bought a golf cart and got really drunk and drove up and down John's street while drinking daiquiris.

10. If you were to thank someone today, who would you thank?
I would thank NBC for giving me "The Office" because I almost soiled myself 75 times during tonight's episode.

I'm not tagging anyone because I can't tell who likes being tagged and who hates it. I don't know-I guess some people need to be taken out to dinner first.