TomKat is coming to Ohio! This does wonders for improving upon our state's current population of completely effing insane people. Our numbers dipped way low last year, but thanks to Tom and family's pending arrival, experts are predicting 2006 will show a real increase in the number of Ohio residents who are utterly batshit crazy. Welcome, TomKat!
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I talked to my mom the other day, and she told her sources say that they have already bought a house in toledo. More specifically, their house is like 2 miles from my moms in the Village of Ottawa Hills. Anyone wanna go trick or treat at Tom and Katie's with me?
did you really just say "batshit crazy?"
You're definitely insane, and I like it.
p.s. I'm drunk
Yeah, I'm sure a guy that makes 20 mil a picture is looking forward to buying a house in F'ing Toledo. Whatever
Better Ohio, then Iowa I guess.
Enjoy. :-)
Man! Ohio is so lucky!
Quick! Put the plastic back on the furniture!!!
speaking of crazy people coming to ohio, abby and i will be in cleveland tonight and tomorrow. sarah, i expect you to leave your suburban dream-condo to come drink with us tonight. harbor inn, be there, 9:15. i demand it.
i actually thought of you when i heard about this tomkat biznitch.
Yo Sarah,
My roommate is getting ready to move back to the CLE. Her fam lives in Cleveland Heights, but she's looking to get a place in Lakeside. Isn't taht where you live? I'm gonna send her a link to your blog so she can prepare to stalk you. HAHAHA!!
Also, i just listened to the audio clip you have on your profile. It's hilarious!
Oh God say it isn't so. He'll soon have churches of scientology popping up all over our state. At least he's closer to you than me.
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