Thursday, October 20, 2005

Breaking news

TomKat is coming to Ohio! This does wonders for improving upon our state's current population of completely effing insane people. Our numbers dipped way low last year, but thanks to Tom and family's pending arrival, experts are predicting 2006 will show a real increase in the number of Ohio residents who are utterly batshit crazy. Welcome, TomKat!

11 comments:

A Loyd said...

I talked to my mom the other day, and she told her sources say that they have already bought a house in toledo. More specifically, their house is like 2 miles from my moms in the Village of Ottawa Hills. Anyone wanna go trick or treat at Tom and Katie's with me?

Oliviasmommi said...

Well, a guy from a Columbus radio station was doing a bit in Toledo this morning trying to sell "Maps to the Stars Homes" to people at the bus stop in response to TomKat's new purchase.

It sure sounded a lot funnier on the radio...

Tigerlily said...

did you really just say "batshit crazy?"

You're definitely insane, and I like it.
p.s. I'm drunk

Gordon said...

Yeah, I'm sure a guy that makes 20 mil a picture is looking forward to buying a house in F'ing Toledo. Whatever

Dorf said...

Better Ohio, then Iowa I guess.

Enjoy. :-)

slcup said...

Man! Ohio is so lucky!

ORF said...

Quick! Put the plastic back on the furniture!!!

Bub said...

speaking of crazy people coming to ohio, abby and i will be in cleveland tonight and tomorrow. sarah, i expect you to leave your suburban dream-condo to come drink with us tonight. harbor inn, be there, 9:15. i demand it.

danielle said...

i actually thought of you when i heard about this tomkat biznitch.

ORF said...

Yo Sarah,
My roommate is getting ready to move back to the CLE. Her fam lives in Cleveland Heights, but she's looking to get a place in Lakeside. Isn't taht where you live? I'm gonna send her a link to your blog so she can prepare to stalk you. HAHAHA!!

Also, i just listened to the audio clip you have on your profile. It's hilarious!

~The Goofy Ass Chick said...

Oh God say it isn't so. He'll soon have churches of scientology popping up all over our state. At least he's closer to you than me.