So tomorrow night is my 10 year reunion. 10....fucking....years. Part of me is excited because two of my best friends are coming in from out of town, and I can't wait to see them. The other part of me is currently constructing an answer to this inevitable question: "So...are you married?"
Here is what I have so far:
"Hey do you know where the bar is?"
Friday, August 26, 2005
10 years???
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Oh have fun! My only advice: DRINK A LOT.
I had such a good time at my class reunion. I drank a lot. No one asked me when I was getting married but I dreaded that question to. To which I had planned on replying "F U" and then waving my arms while running out of the room.
My high school is lame and we're not doing a 10 yr. reunion. Living in Utah, I'm an Old Maid at 28. My answer to that question? Oh, I have lots of sex, so why get married?
Let me know what else you come up with or if what you've got works. My 10 year reunion is coming up in October, and I'm going to have to figure something out, too. Good job squeezing the condo purchase in before you had to go, so at least you can speak to the fact that you own a home.
How about "do I look unhappy?"
keep them guessing
How about "so when's the baby due?" if they're not pregnant. Or if it's a guy maybe go with, "so do you still have a tiny wang?" or if you want to go straight for the conversation ender "I'm trying to get this burning discharge under control before I start looking for a man"
How about this one. I found it on a web site.
The very act of getting married has its roots in harmful, outdated notions of ownership and immutable gender roles.
They will have no idea WTF this means, as I don't, and drop it.
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Jim Bob from Canada!
Oh, was that ME posting the last comment?
No, I was kidding, but I don't hate the spammers, but the concept of being so friendly and then giving you a total off the wall subject is just stupid!
Anyways, when I went to my ten year reunion, it was better thn expected, and I had a good time!
I did get a little tipsy, but the most drunk people WERE the Asses, and they will be remembered at the next one! Not in a good way though!
Don't go and email your h.s. friends that sexy pic of you in bed. That'll show 'em.
I have to say I feel wicked old right now since my TWENTY year reunion was this year. I did not go and solicited doctored pics from Shamus (he's so good at those). Seriously, I had pics emailed to me of the gathering and all of the mean people looked like crap and the unpopular kids looked awesome and happy.
I really like John's advice.
Had my 10 yr last summer. It was a 'wknd' of drinking. Took pics of my cats, laminated, to retaliate everyones 'cute kid' pics. I sure did. Drank a lot. Snubbed the bitches who were still bitches. Good times! I went to school with a lot of good drunks, that i never liked in school! Can't wait to hear about yours!
Here's some more:
No, (insert your state here) hasn't legalized gay marriage yet.
No, I was engaged, but then that stupid angelina had to come along!
Yes, to god.
Why would I? My vibrator still works.
No, I am allergic to Bull Shit.
I didn't go to my 10, but friends reported that many people weren't married and some, like me at the time, we're divorced. Personally, I wouldn't recommend marrying before the age of 30.
I hope you had a great time and all the mean girls got fat.
Well, I can only assume that if you're being asked that by a guy it's because he wants to take you home, sooooo, keep THAT in mind. And well, if some biznatch actually has the nerve to ask (cause really only a biznatch WOULD), blow her off and say "No, Thank God".
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