Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Summary of my weekend

Work is absolutely kicking my ass so this will be short. I have to get to bed so I can immediately wake up again and dial in.

Friday we went to John Christ Winery aka "Sarah's Playground". Goddammit I love that place. There is a golf course behind it, and I may or may not have walked through some grapevines to get there so I could run through the sprinklers. And I may or may not have tried to run but took two steps and wiped out. And the sprinklers may or may not have turned off as soon as I reached them. Man that would've been awesome, though, if that had worked out.

Saturday I went to a wedding for my friends Bob and Carrie. It was awesome. Friends, food, drinks, dancing, Tony streaking in the parking lot--all the great elements of a wedding. And hey extra bonus points because I was legitimately in the bathroom during the bouquet toss which almost never happens on purpose. Bonus points were quickly taken away, however, when Oxygen Tank Lady Who Smoked Anyway came in and puked in the garbage can. But then Sharda fell on the dance floor and got a fat lip = + bonus points. Oh but then Gordon threw the Mother of all Hissy Fits. Seriously he put 4 year old girls around the globe to shame = - bonus points. Honestly it was a fantastic wedding, and Bob and Carrie looked so happy. I hope you are happy forever, Bob and Carrie!

Sunday was a birthday party for Scott's son who is turning 1. He is really ugly, and by "ugly" I mean "cutest fucking thing on the entire planet". Oh by the way, Scott, if you are missing him it's because I smuggled him out in my purse.

Okay that's all I got for you tonight. Oh except that I watched the college edition of Jeopardy, and the kids on there were answering every impossible question-things I don't think I've ever even read about-and then this one came up:

"He went to USC on an athletic scholarship before landing the lead role in 'Magnum P.I.'"

And those effers just sat there, staring blankly into space. Finally the one girl pressed the buzzer, and I was like, "Man thank God I'm not as old as I thought". Then she said, "Who is Ted Danson?" Listen, girlie, I will knock you on your collegiate ass.

7 comments:

"AG" said...

I always feel smarter than my husband until Jeopardy comes on. There is no way he can know all of that stuff. And I'm older than he is.

I eloped. I missed out on wedding excitement. My parents almost passing out over the news comes close, though.

Les said...

I actually thought I was going to cry during that segment of Jeopardy!

sharda said...

and not just a fat lip. between the very dangerous dance floor and the whole shuttle debacle where someone (okay, maybe me) opened the door while I was leaning against it, I have bruises everywhere and was seriously sore yesterday. that wedding was not kind to me.

ORF said...

Man, I love me some Jeopardy, but I can't friggin watch when those college turds are on...they are so smug. ugh!!

Anonymous said...

Sharda, did I hear you "refunded" that night too? Don't worry, I "refunded" myself, even if it was the next morning. Why do we do this to ourselves?!? ALOYD

babyjewels said...

Hilarious - all of it.

Derek said...

Who is Tom Selleck?

Eat it, dumbass college kids. Oh, wait...