Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Reason #147 why no one should be friends with us

The first time we ever met our dear friend Amy's fiance, Diane, Meg and I were at her house waiting for him to come home from work, and we made this:

We spelled out his name in penis balloons. Hi, Eric. Nice to meet you. Here is your name written out in x-rated party supplies. Oh and about the broken balloon-Diane blew it up too big and it popped. There are so many jokes there that it makes my brain hurt.

Unrelated P.S. Dear Nick at Nite, I want to thank you for adding "Growing Pains" to your lineup. It is much appreciated, and I'd be lying if I said I hadn't watched the all night marathons this weekend. I miss that freaking show, and I miss Mike Seaver. Oh and FYI-I learned a lot on that special episode where Mike, Boner and Eddie went to a party where the kids were doing cocaine-especially with Kirk Cameron's heartfelt "don't do drugs" speech to the TV audience at the end. Between that and the episode of "Golden Girls" I watched last week where Rose thinks she might have AIDS, I am really learning a lot from my beloved 80's television shows. Seriously I love you, Mike Seaver. Call me.


Shamus O'Drunkahan said...

Sarah, you need to step away from Kirk Cameron.

He went nuts. OK, so that's maybe not very nice to say. He was born again and his new self is not as fun as his old self.

He now has a tv show where he saves people. It's not very funny.


i am not said...

whatever happened to the kind of shows that had characters named Boner? We need more of those.

Sarah said...

Shamus, Kirk Cameron is completely off his rocker. However, you'll notice I said I want Mike Seaver to call me. Fictional Mike Seaver-preferably 16 year old Mike Seaver. Also in this scenario I am 16 so it's not like I'm some 30 year old perv trying to go out with a 16 year old.

I am not, Amen sister.

CruiserMel said...

Who knew Nick at Night was educational TV? Go figure.

Johnny Virgil said...

I will be friends with you but only if you spell my name in penis balloons.