Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Phoning it in: I edit the current Most Popular, Cleveland and Entertainment headlines on Yahoo! News

Pollutants change 'he' frogs into 'she' frogs and 'he' downtown Cleveland Taco Bell employee into 'she' downtown Cleveland Taco Bell employee

Sorority Members Say They Were Evicted Because Of Weight, Race, all night cocaine-fueled orgies

Want to stop disease from spreading? Open a window...and jump

Asian, European markets drop for 2nd day, hatred for U.S. not affected

Holocaust survivors meet their Polish saviors, make things awkward with "How many Polack's does it take to screw in a light bulb?" icebreaker joke

Dish washing tips; In related news journalist kills self after writing most pointless news article ever

College president is lunch speaker and lunch entree

Gore's mansion an energy drain, conservative says while laughing and pointing

U.S.-led strike forces seize Shiite death squad suspects, still no progress seizing the Monster Squad

Jackson 'evaluating' Las Vegas offers, babysitting offers

LA police probe: Did Blunt foot-and-run? Okay Seriously probe: Can Blunt's voice only be heard by dogs?

Campbell regrets hitting maid with phone but mostly just regrets getting caught

Playmate burial dispute back in court, swift resolution hoped for because "she's starting to smell"

Liz Taylor celebrates her 75th birthday, world says, "She's only 75?"


Scott said...

Holy F this is really funny. I have known you for 7 years and never seen this side. You seriously need to get a job on Conan's staff - then make his babies.

Sgt said...

I'm still laughing about the Sorority sisters and Liz Taylor news.


Johnny Virgil said...

you need to do this on a regular basis.

Carly said...

the Gore one was awesome. I tried to say so yesterday but Blogger crapped out on me... I agree with JV, this needs to be a weekly feature