Friday, February 02, 2007

Recaps of shows I pretend are real

The Office
I don't even know if I can recap The Office. I spent the whole time like, "OMG don't forget to write that down." Then I realized I was saying it every 3 seconds, and it's probably some sort of illegal violation if I write it all out word for word. All I know is when Angela said, "We are absolutely not getting a stripper." and Meredith jumped up and screamed at the top of her lungs, "SHUT UP, ANGELA!!" something inside my brain burst. I had to pause it so I could catch my breath.

- "I had an epiphary."
- "I want to tell my future son what the dealio is."
- Dwight wearing a bra and Michael not being able to get it off.
- The guy who played Benjamin Franklin. Holy crap he was funny.
- David Koechner (Todd Packer) is a genius.
- "Who wants some man meat?"
- Jim and Pam! His face when she said she was ready to be set up with one of Ryan's friends was priceless.
- Dwight saying he doesn't believe Jim that the Ben Franklin guy was the real Ben Franklin
- "You know who turned out to be a real creep? Ben Franklin."

I can't go on. I mean I can, but I won't because I won't be able to stop. Please feel free to continue this in the comments.

Grey's Anatomy
I was one for two. Christina said yes at the end of the episode. Yay! How cute were they when she finally said yes? Could I have been any more wrong about Callie and George, though? HOLY CRAP! I did not see that coming. What do you guys think? Think it's going to last? I totally do not. I loved how he finally stuck up for her last night. It's about freaking time, George! Izzie is a such a bitch. Meredith was very nice and supportive, though. Take note all you Meredith-haters. She was the only nice one!

Speaking of Meredith, can all you Meredith-haters please lay off? Look how effed up her life is! She loses her mom to Alzheimer's, and she finally gets one brief window where they can connect and be together and it's meaningful, and her mother is nothing but absolutely awful to her. Just awful. And she works up the nerve to tell her that she is not going to quit on her because she wants another chance for them to be close, but it's too late. Her mom's already gone again. I could barely watch. It was so heartwrenching.

Um...I want Miranda to be my doctor and call me 'sweetie'. I am so in love with her. I am not even kidding. My mom did a great job with the whole birds and bees talk, but in her absence I would've wanted to hear it from Miranda.

Oh, Addison. Addy, Addy, Addy. I am not even going to judge you because everything you do in your personal life is everything I would do in mine if I was surrounded by those men. How can you not look at Alex and see the delicious cartoon turkey (awesome analogy, by the way)? He is so smoking hot. And then since you can't have him you go and do it with Sloane. Yes, Addy. Yes. Nice work. Can you imagine Sloane being your backup? What?? Is it even legal to have someone that hot be your backup and not your primary? P.S. to the writers: more Alex in a tight sleeveless shirt and/or no shirt.

Also toxic blood? Mah? That is horrendous.

19 comments:

Gordon said...

Wouldn't being wrong about Callie and George actually make you one for two? I'm just saying.

Sarah said...

I don't even know what you're talking about Gordo. It says one for two. You're on crack.

P.S. I love being able to go back and edit a post without there being any proof by way of a timestamp so then it makes you look like an idiot instead of me.

Lindystar said...

Seriously, why is Izzie being such a beotch? She gives all her money to a good cause and then can't bring herself to be civil?

OMG I love Miranda too, and OMG OMG Alex is just so Hot I can't stand it. I really can't, I just don't know what to do.

Hugh Janus said...

You didn't mention it in your weekly wrap-up, so in case you didn't watch it yet, for me, 30 Rock won the night.

One word!
Pee Wee Herman
(if names are considered words and three is considered one)

Carly said...

toxic blood? totally jumped the shark for me when they all passed out in the operating room.

oh wait, office.

The guy who played Benjamin Franklin looks just like my kid's oral surgeon. I'm going to have to ask him about that.

I think Pam SHOULD go with the younger guy. It's the new black.

I love how Izzy didn't get it, but Miranda found exactly the meaning she was looking for, helping that girl.

Alex needs to be my plan B. Definitely.

I'm not quite coherent but what I am saying is, skip the ER style fake catastrophes and stick with the raw emotions. Like how the chief told Mommie Dearest just what she wanted to hear. And how she ripped Meredith to shreds.

wait... they're not real???

starlet said...

I call Alex DR.HOTTIE. I love him so much I want to put him in my pocket and keep him forever.

Alan the Great said...

On the subject of TV...
Has anyone else noticed that 'scrubs' is airing about 3 times a day now, on basic cable? Is this not one of the best things that could happen with TV, other than a 24 hour simpsons/earl channel?
I missed both 'the office' and '30 rock', but those episodes sound so good I'm going to have to find someone who Tivo'd them...

Mon said...

Ok first. T-minus 4 days and counting until the ultimate LOST return.

I didn't think George would marry Callie. He's going to get divorced with a quickness. I'm pretty peeved Izzie spent ALL her money on something she wont see a dime from. I'm selfish like that.

I think burke will die and Christina wont be happy anymore. He's causing too much drama off the show I bet they shit-can him or something. I like him on the show though, so they better not!

Me! said...

The Office

"Do you wear boxers, briefs or panatloons?" - Pam

"Didn't Ben Franklin have syphallis?" - Pam

I thought the whole episode was awesome Thursday night. I almost spit my drink through my nose when she screamed "Shut up Angela!" regarding the strippers. Hilarious.

And what about mopey ol' Roy!?! I don't want to see stippers and I love Pam's art?!?! I was crackin' up!

Or Creed eating his man meet with his bare hands.

God I love The Office.

Grey's Anatomy....

I hated the story line with the toxic blood. It's stretching it too much. It does remind me of some crazy ER storyline. No thanks. Although it was pretty cool for George to be the hero.

What about Callie? You know, Callie O'Malley!?! Perfection right there... or is it Callie Falgina O'Malley? Could the writers be more brilliant when it comes to this stuff?

Other Brother said...

"What's up, spinstas?" -Michael
"It's a bridal shower for guys. A guy shower. An hour long shower with guys." - Michael
"He hasn't even said a word yet, just giggling." - Ryan, with Michael in the sex shop

It's my favorite show ever

starlet said...

i tivo scrubs every day.

KP said...

The toxic blood was over the top, but when Burke & McDreamy passed out on the floor & no one really reacts, but Christina said "that's not good"... They got a laugh out of me!

Shamus O'Drunkahan said...

The Office scene, when Michael is trying to undo "Pam's" bra was hilarious, then he can't do it and say's, "Thanks Pam" and Dwight turns his head with that lunatic smile on his face.

People may say there is a funnier show on TV, but they're wrong.

Sarah said...

Oh holy cripes thank goodness I have you guys to fill in the holes. I cannot believe I forgot Roy saying, "You know what I think is sexy? Pam's art." AWESOME!

Alan the great, great point about "Scrubs". I watch it every single day. God that show is amazing.

danielle said...

i just keep watching the end of greys over and over and over. and over.

citygirl said...

Meredith's mom was so amazingly horrible to her. And that was WITHOUT the disease talking. Grey must have a lot of heart, cause there's no way I'd have anything to do with that bitch of a mother if she were constantly speaking to me that way.

i am not said...

"Co-ed naked stripping. In the office. For Realsies."

For realsies.

Golightly said...

My Mer hate has transferred over to Izzie - I used to love her but now? What was up with her and her judgement and about to make fun of Callie's middle name - in front of Callie?!?! Thats just crass! And I love Addison, love her and her granny glasses (hee hee) - shoot, if Sloan were my back up, getting dumped would never be bad :)

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