Pollutants change 'he' frogs into 'she' frogs and 'he' downtown Cleveland Taco Bell employee into 'she' downtown Cleveland Taco Bell employee
Sorority Members Say They Were Evicted Because Of Weight, Race, all night cocaine-fueled orgies
Want to stop disease from spreading? Open a window...and jump
Asian, European markets drop for 2nd day, hatred for U.S. not affected
Holocaust survivors meet their Polish saviors, make things awkward with "How many Polack's does it take to screw in a light bulb?" icebreaker joke
Dish washing tips; In related news journalist kills self after writing most pointless news article ever
College president is lunch speaker and lunch entree
Gore's mansion an energy drain, conservative says while laughing and pointing
U.S.-led strike forces seize Shiite death squad suspects, still no progress seizing the Monster Squad
Jackson 'evaluating' Las Vegas offers, babysitting offers
LA police probe: Did Blunt foot-and-run? Okay Seriously probe: Can Blunt's voice only be heard by dogs?
Campbell regrets hitting maid with phone but mostly just regrets getting caught
Playmate burial dispute back in court, swift resolution hoped for because "she's starting to smell"
Liz Taylor celebrates her 75th birthday, world says, "She's only 75?"
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Phoning it in: I edit the current Most Popular, Cleveland and Entertainment headlines on Yahoo! News
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4 comments:
Holy F this is really funny. I have known you for 7 years and never seen this side. You seriously need to get a job on Conan's staff - then make his babies.
I'm still laughing about the Sorority sisters and Liz Taylor news.
Priceless!
you need to do this on a regular basis.
the Gore one was awesome. I tried to say so yesterday but Blogger crapped out on me... I agree with JV, this needs to be a weekly feature
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