Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Tagged by Shop Dungs

I got tagged by John, and I was too tired to post last night so this is what you get. Sorry.

7 Things I Plan to do Before I Die:
1. Have kids
2. Go to Paris
3. See a live taping of Conan O'Brien
4. Learn how to ice skate
5. Own a Lexus
6. Win the lottery and pay off my parents' house and buy my sister one
7. Date Tom Cruise and convert to Scientology

7 Things I Can Do:
1. Sing
2. Annoy people
3. Walk through a 45 million foot wide doorway and still manage to run into the doorframe and bruise my arm
4. Touch my nose with my tongue
5. Pitch a softball
6. Drive stickshift
7. Eat a can of Salt & Vinegar Pringles in 35 seconds

7 Things I Cannot Do:
1. Hair (I stole this from Toren)
2. Say the word "visualization"
3. Cook
4. Waterski
5. Stop talking
6. Get in the ocean without panicking and/or crying
7. Eat shrimp. It feels like you are biting into a finger. Seriously.

7 Things That Attract me to the Opposite (or same) Sex:
1. Sense of humor
2. Strong vital signs
3. Nice smile and arms
4. Ambitious (and doesn't care that I'm really not)
5. Good storyteller
6. Likes football-not necessarily to play (though this is a bonus) but definitely to watch
7. I can take him to a party with a bunch of people he doesn't really know and go off by myself without having to worry about him.

7 Things That I Say Most Often:
1. Dammit
2. You're fine
3. Okay seriously
4. God I hate you
5. I will punch you in the [fill in body part here]
6. I seriously don't have time for this
7. That will be $50. Now put your pants back on and get out. (Just kidding, Mom)

7 Celebrity Crushes:
1. Conan O'Brien
2. Ben Affleck
3. Will Ferrell
4. Steve Carell
5. Ryan Reynolds
6. Vince Vaughn
7. Matthew Fox

7 People I Want To Do This:
Yeah I don't feel like listing out people to do this (refer to my lack of ambition noted above).


Anonymous said...

Hey I have the same problem with doorways! I also hate biting into shrimp, but it's because this guy I used to know who caught them live told me that they make CLICKING sounds. Ew!!!

TinaPoPo said...

Our lists of Celebrity Crushes is identical, with the exception of Ben Affleck. In his place I would put Jeremy Piven. By the way, hands off Conan. He's mine. Seriously.

Beck said...

I can't eat shrimp because thy look like bugs. Giant, naked bugs.

Anonymous said...

Beck- maggots, too. "Sea grubs" as my former friend called them.

-jess said...

Ugh. I can't eat shrimp either. Really, though, all seafood makes me want to vomit. And I love salt and vinegar pringles. Yay.