Thursday, September 29, 2005

Accomplishments

This week I know 2 people who got engaged (not to each other), 1 who got married and 1 who found out she is pregnant. All these life events happening around me got me thinking about what I accomplished this week:

- Sucked at football
- Bought "The Muppet Show: Season 1" on DVD
- Allergy shots
- Came in late to work every day
- Saw the Indians lose
- Accidentally stabbed myself in the eye
- Stuffed myself with stir fry from Mongolian BBQ
- Sucked at volleyball
- Accidentally scratched my forehead
- Made fun of Diane
- Wished harm on every single person on the road
- Wore grandma shoes to work (today)
- Got up on a rolling desk chair to inspect my bathroom fan because of a "scary noise" and almost immediately fell to the ground because the chair rolled out from underneath me

In addition to all of this I had not one but two migraines. Who's list is longer? No-good luck with your marriages and babies I'm just saying it sounds like that's all you can handle at one time. Some of us are just better multitaskers I guess.

P.S. Holy crap, "Lost". Look when I watch the show I am already at extremely high stress levels, okay? There was absolutely no need to throw the shark in there. Are you trying to kill me?

9 comments:

Brown Eyed Girl said...

love, love, love your site. Think I might swing into town to see a few baseball games this weekend - can you recommend any restaurants / bars that I should check out? Always check with the trendy people...

Networkchic said...

The shark was the tame part...how about when he's diggin' around in that arm for a bullet. Come on already..be a wuss.

Oh, that girl. said...

I just have to say that I didn't break down into sobs at work this week, so I am doing pretty damn good!....so far...

Johnny Virgil said...

sure...way to ruin my Tivo's LOST episode that I haven't watched yet...

Flan in Dagstaff said...

Brown-eyed girl: I recently left Cleveburg after being there all my life. If you want an eclectic but noisy crowd, try Garage Bar on W. 25th... easy driving distance to the ballpark or a long but do-able walk. Restaurants? Where do I begin? Pricey and totally worth it: Three Birds in Lakewood, about 15 mins from downtown. Downtown/Tremont and cheap but good: try Lava Lounge just off W. 14th.

Anonymous said...

if you are still looking for good bars, I have heard of this place called the Lakewood Village Tavern (LVT for short). I hear it is a great place to go, hang out, get smashed, play Cruisin Exotica and bar bowling and totally take over the juke box. Sometimes, I have heard that some guy named Jace will bury his head in your fun bags...do you know of this guy Sarah?

Sarah said...

Brown eyed girl, I love the Chop House Brewery. Their mashed potatoes are amazing. Tonight we are going to Mallorca which I've heard is awesome so I'll let you know. D'Vine is a wine bar that I enjoy and frequently get completely smashed out of my mind at. Blind Pig is fun, too, and has been home to a lot of unnecessary and awkward dancing by me. Also I like Rockbottom Brewery in the flats.

Networkchic, yeah that was so gross. I like how he acts likes it's totally normal. I'll just dig this bullet out of my arm and scream a little bit.

Min Pin, what? Crying? What?

JV, you are fine. Shark sightings must be reported on at once.

Flan, Three Birds - nice call.

Anon, WHAT!? I have never heard of such a thing nor have I been witness to it or-God forbid-been on the receiving end of Jace's face in my chest. I'm shocked-SHOCKED! to hear of this type of behavior. Um...please delete the pictures off of Drew's phone. Thanks.

Scott said...

Man, what I wouldn't give to be eating Mongolian stir-fry while watching Season 1 of the Mupper Show

babyjewels said...

The more I watch lost, the less I understand. But I'm addicted anyhow.