Hello, my babies. Sorry I haven't been around. In honor of President's Day I decided to go to the emergency room and spend all night there getting tested. Then for the big celebratory finale, I got my gall bladder removed Tuesday afternoon. Yay, America! I hope all you old Presidents enjoyed my sacrifice in honor of you!
Seriously, though, it turns out Scott's family did not try to kill me as I originally thought. I was just suffering from some seriously pissed off gall stones. I came home from the hospital yesterday afternoon and am on some crazy meds that are making me very loopy which is why I will keep this short. Just wanted to tell everyone out there that I miss you, and thanks to all my friends for their well wishes. B sent me two gorgeous flower arrangements.....goddammit-there is nothing bad I can say about that.
Talk to you soon.
P.S. Dear Gall Bladder, you are not the boss of me!!!!!
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yeah hor! happy birthday g-dub!
I was wondering where in the hell you were! Glad to know that you are alright man! As far as the Bitchlerette goes for monday, you didn't miss anything and word on the streets is that she is not even with the schmuck she picked anymore. News at 11.
"Sarah - To a cool kid I met in 5th. Stay the way you are and you'll go far. LYLAS, John
p.s. '90 RULZ"
Guess we see you really took that advice to heart. You can't even keep your organs the same. You're not the Sarah I once knew and loved. The Sarah I knew had a gall bladder.
Also this Sarah is 5 years younger than you and graduated high school in '95. You must be thinking of a different Sarah, old man.
It's delicious that you are on the mend.
Did you save your gall bladder in a jar for future use or profit?
Powdered gall bladders can fetch large coin because they are considered aphrodisiacs in the more errogenous zones of the world.
And, to reiterate what I said in scott's blog. Mmmmmm....painkillers.
I think you were faking the whole thing just so you could go stay at that huge house with all the surround sound speakers... :-)
Hey Sarah (I think that is just the prettiest name!) - I'm glad to hear your friends weren't actually trying to kill you.
Feel better soon AND let me know if there will be a eulogy for the dearly departed gall bladder - I'll bring the beer and pizza!
Glad you're back.
Hope you're feeling better... is Buzz going to let you have next week off?
Glad you are OK!
I'm just going to go ahead and tell you. I put the stones in your gall bladder. I was trying to catch you in the stat counter and it was just never going to happen unless I stopped your blog for a few days. I'm pretty sorry about it now.
Glad you're back. Erik was trying to put the story around that you had run off and joined the foriegn legion, but what he didn't know is they don't take on people who have worked for K--. I should know.
Rest up Sarah!
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