Thursday, February 10, 2005

Things I learned today at work

It's really annoying when the same person comes to your desk approximately 3 times a week, every single week and says, "Hey-what's the number for the fax machine back here again?" Fucking write it down, nimrod!

The song "I Wanna Know" by Joe isn't as sexy when being played on an alto saxophone and a synthesizer.

I can't say the word "visualization".

Accidentally unplugging your monitor more than once a day makes you a moron.

THO is not professional.


John said...

is there something you're supposed to do about THO?

Mordja said...

You can only admire THO. Unless it's family - then you're just a pervert admiring THO.

ShellBug526 said...

OMG! I have the same problem at work, only it's more like once a day. I would tell her to write it on a post it and stick it to her monitor, but she already has so many on it that there would not be room. People are dumb. I have one post it taped to my moniter, it says "Remember, not everyone is as smart as you". So when she comes for that daily question, I read my post it and then recite the fax number.

Scott said...

Is shellbug talking about THO or FAXes? I am all confused.

Okapi said...

Ha! I have serious THO, which I never noticed (HOW?) until someone kindly pointed it out, adding that I was well known for it. Never fear if you cannot achieve THO - just go here:

ShellBug526 said...

Faxes of course.