Um...so I am 28 years old, and my mom has to call my mortgage guy because I don't understand what's going on, and apparently I am not asking him the right questions or something. When I talk to him I totally get it, but when I talk to my mom, and she says, "Well what about so and so? Did you ask him about that?" I'm like, "What? No-you didn't tell me to ask him that. What does that even mean?" So right now she is calling him. I could not be more helpless. I'm actually worried about one day being a mother because my kids will learn nothing from me except how to call my parents and ask them to do everything.
Please, Internet, help me become more self-sufficient. I don't want to be one of those women who can't take care of themselves. See-I am even asking for your help to help me learn to help myself. Also while you guys are helping me become self-sufficient, can you make me dinner and teach me how to tell if my pilot light is off? That would be great. Thanks.