Tuesday, February 08, 2005

About me

Things I do once a day:
- get hit on by a homeless guy
- run into a doorframe
- get ink all over my hands
- catch a glimpse of myself in the reflection of a store window and notice that my pants are too short
- think someone is hiding in my basement
- wish I lived in a house made of french fries

Things I don't do once a day:
- shower

Things I did today that I will never do again as long as I live:
- try a Nutrigrain bar (Seriously why? Why does Kellogg's hate me?)


Erik with a K said...

Mmmmm...short pants and a french fry house. droooool....

danielle said...

why don't u like the cereal bars? i bet you tried a gross flavor. seriously, the apple/cinnamon taste like cinnamon rolls. i'm not joking.

Johnny Virgil said...

I'm with you there -- those things are disgusting. Nothing as good as soft cookie-like material surrounding artificially flavored goo.

Shamus O'Drunkahan said...

You have to admire the homeless guy. He's unshowered, he's broke, and he's got absolutely no job skills or earning potential, yet he's still a player.
Drop it like it's hot, Skippy.

John said...

you forgot make out with me in your things you do list