Things I do once a day:
- get hit on by a homeless guy
- run into a doorframe
- get ink all over my hands
- catch a glimpse of myself in the reflection of a store window and notice that my pants are too short
- think someone is hiding in my basement
- wish I lived in a house made of french fries
Things I don't do once a day:
- shower
Things I did today that I will never do again as long as I live:
- try a Nutrigrain bar (Seriously why? Why does Kellogg's hate me?)
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Mmmmm...short pants and a french fry house. droooool....
why don't u like the cereal bars? i bet you tried a gross flavor. seriously, the apple/cinnamon taste like cinnamon rolls. i'm not joking.
I'm with you there -- those things are disgusting. Nothing as good as soft cookie-like material surrounding artificially flavored goo.
You have to admire the homeless guy. He's unshowered, he's broke, and he's got absolutely no job skills or earning potential, yet he's still a player.
Drop it like it's hot, Skippy.
you forgot make out with me in your things you do list
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