Tuesday, February 08, 2005

About me

Things I do once a day:
- get hit on by a homeless guy
- run into a doorframe
- get ink all over my hands
- catch a glimpse of myself in the reflection of a store window and notice that my pants are too short
- think someone is hiding in my basement
- wish I lived in a house made of french fries

Things I don't do once a day:
- shower

Things I did today that I will never do again as long as I live:
- try a Nutrigrain bar (Seriously why? Why does Kellogg's hate me?)
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5 comments:

Erik with a K said...

Mmmmm...short pants and a french fry house. droooool....

11:37 AM
danielle said...

why don't u like the cereal bars? i bet you tried a gross flavor. seriously, the apple/cinnamon taste like cinnamon rolls. i'm not joking.

12:09 PM
Johnny Virgil said...

I'm with you there -- those things are disgusting. Nothing as good as soft cookie-like material surrounding artificially flavored goo.

4:55 PM
Shamus O'Drunkahan said...

You have to admire the homeless guy. He's unshowered, he's broke, and he's got absolutely no job skills or earning potential, yet he's still a player.
Drop it like it's hot, Skippy.

8:04 PM
John said...

you forgot make out with me in your things you do list

9:51 PM

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