Bad day

Things that have gone wrong the past couple of days not counting the assassination attempt by my gall bladder:

My gas bill is over $500. Don't worry-I have already called both the gas company and my landlord and was like, "Um....yeah no."

I never changed my insurance information with my allergy doctor so none of my weekly claims have gone through for the past 2 months. Real swift, Corky (my grandpa's nickname for me).

My garbage disposal is broken.

My belly button is in so much pain it actually feels like it's on fire.

B did not send me the rent in time so my rent payment is overdue.

I just realized that B's and my lease is up at the end of this month which makes me really sad because a year ago today I thought my future was beginning and now all that is beginning is that I have to start paying the rent fully on my own.

I bounced a check to my builder. This is only because instead of depositing the money I needed to cover it, I got emergency surgery. So everyone just calm down. The service charge has already been reversed because I am a really smooth talker. Okay that's a lie--really I slept with the customer service guy to get it reversed. Okay that's a lie, too--it was a girl.

My back door is frozen shut. And that is not an innuendo of any sort. Though, the more I think about it, maybe it really could be. Ew-you guys are gross.

Oh-also I'm back at work. Blah!