Monday, March 21, 2005

S.O.S.

Just FYI to anyone who cares: if I don't show up at work tomorrow, and you don't hear from me for awhile it's probably because there is something in my basement waiting to kill me. I heard rustling and some sort of gurgling noise. No doubt the creature that awaits will take out it's fury on me. That or I started playing Minesweeper like 3 days ago, and I can't stop.

Either way, alert the authorities.

5 comments:

Scott said...

If you're dead I totally get your TV.

Erik with a K said...

Chris said he's totally going to make out with you in the casket if they have an open viewing.

OK, that totally creeps me out just repeating what he said.

Anonymous said...

I just started playing Free Cell, I can't stop either...

slcup said...

I don't have something in my basement, but I do have attack pigeons that live under the awning of my building - bastard birds!
urban princess

John said...

fucking pigeons. I kick em