Friday, March 04, 2005

Shut up

Dear next door neighbors at 6:00 a.m.,

Shut your goddamn dog up before I come over there and duct tape its mouth shut.

Love,
Sarah

3 comments:

Scott said...

I was at work at 6:00. Slacker.

Erik with a K said...

Perhaps you'd prefer our pooch - who starts at 5:15...

sara said...

this reminded me of a friend of mine...he once wrote a note to his roommate's cat and taped it above the liter box.
it said: "dear [i don't remember the cat's name or else i'd put it here],
if i can shit in the toilet, you can shit in the liter box.
thank you,
jason

haha. you and him would be friends. i can tell.

p.s. maybe borrow the coat from fur lady in your 3/4 blog to help drown out the barking. just an idea.