Dear next door neighbors at 6:00 a.m.,
Shut your goddamn dog up before I come over there and duct tape its mouth shut.
Love,
Sarah
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3 comments:
I was at work at 6:00. Slacker.
Perhaps you'd prefer our pooch - who starts at 5:15...
this reminded me of a friend of mine...he once wrote a note to his roommate's cat and taped it above the liter box.
it said: "dear [i don't remember the cat's name or else i'd put it here],
if i can shit in the toilet, you can shit in the liter box.
thank you,
jason
haha. you and him would be friends. i can tell.
p.s. maybe borrow the coat from fur lady in your 3/4 blog to help drown out the barking. just an idea.
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