The problem is that the security guards who take the pictures and make the badges are just so unhappy with this part of their job. I remember when I got mine taken 6 years ago the guard was in the middle of eating his lunch. He did not give a crap about all the 22-year-old fresh-out-of-college new employees. He told us all we had one shot so make it a good one. Here is pretty much how mine turned out:

How can this possibly help with security? After I received my badge I said to the guard, “If you wanted to go up my nostril, you could’ve just asked.” Surprisingly enough he did not think I was funny.
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My last picture at 22 Corp Woods was on a day when I had just heaved. I was so pale the white background behind me appeared yellow. I looked like I should have put pennies over my eyes.
My new place doesn't do photo id's.
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I remember that picture of shamus. I think he still had a little on his collar.
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