Quickies

I have been really busy today, but I have a few quick things to share:

Look at this.

It's Girl Scout Cookie season so I expect to be a full blown whale-sized tub of lard any time now.

Yesterday I saw a homeless guy in a ski mask practicing karate on a tree. I have my theories about who it was (Pat Morita).

I know I never commented on the Bachelorette finale or the Oscars, but that is because both of them almost completely drained my will to live when they aired. I don't want to go back to that dark place.

Yesterday I was on the phone with the gas company while walking down to the basement, and I fell down the stairs. But I think I played it off really well by yelling "Holy Christ!" at the top of my lungs.

Oh also take a look at this.