Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Quickies

I have been really busy today, but I have a few quick things to share:

Look at this.

It's Girl Scout Cookie season so I expect to be a full blown whale-sized tub of lard any time now.

Yesterday I saw a homeless guy in a ski mask practicing karate on a tree. I have my theories about who it was (Pat Morita).

I know I never commented on the Bachelorette finale or the Oscars, but that is because both of them almost completely drained my will to live when they aired. I don't want to go back to that dark place.

Yesterday I was on the phone with the gas company while walking down to the basement, and I fell down the stairs. But I think I played it off really well by yelling "Holy Christ!" at the top of my lungs.

Oh also take a look at this.

7 comments:

slcup said...

That Alanis is one lucky, lucky girl. (please ignore drooling...)
urban princess

Golightly said...

Ooh whee, he is one hot bastard!

Beck said...

I finished off 2 boxes of girl scout cookies in 2 days. Talk about becoming a whale. I won't be hot enough to get it on with Mr. Reynolds soon...

Johnny Virgil said...

I am pretty sure that he is wearing a muscle suit.

danielle said...

boy do i hate alanis. oh how my animosity grows.

Tigerlily said...

Holy hells bells, that is one fine piece of A. How in the hell did that hippy-humping Alannis get herself a slice of that?!

Scott said...

I think if you have paid your dues with Dave Coulier (the dork from "Full House") you should get some nice prize (like me) or no shirt guy that has taken over Sarah's blog.