So here's a good example of Cleveland weather. Saturday it was freezing and snowing like crazy. Today it is 60 degrees and raining. This coming Saturday it will be 24 degrees and snowing. Um...wtf?
For as much as I complain, though, I do love this city and am happy to live here. In fact, let's take a look at the scorecard:
California: earthquakes, mudslides, flash floods
Oklahoma, Kansas, other "middle" states: massive tornadoes
Florida, Georgia, other southern states: hurricanes, tropical storms
Hawaii: hurricanes, volcanoes
East coast and west coast: tsunamis, according to the "Dateline" I watched this weekend
Arizona, Nevada: 175 million degrees, scorpions
Montana: Unabomber
Cleveland: 60 degrees and raining in the middle of January
I think I'm okay where I am. Even Baltimore got hit by a hurricane last year, and it flooded the Inner Harbor. I'm just saying it makes sense why someone would want to live there instead of with their girlfriend.
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I'm getting the feeling that your boyfriend recently broke up with you and moved to Baltimore. Is that true? If so, you're better off without him girl.
Ohhh, I HATE SCORPIONS!!!!!!
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