Um…WTF, Bachelorette? What the hell were you thinking keeping the goddamn French guy? He is the worst. I don’t even mean the worst person. I mean the worst thing ever to exist (besides Green Pants). I love ya, Jen, but get your head out of your ass. Fabrice is creepy and annoying and needs to leave the States immediately. Also for the love of God, John Paul, put some socks on and lose the boat shoes. You are not Sonny Crockett.
P.S. John called me drunk from Florida tonight. He is with Mark, Shamus, Kenny and Wayne. Apparently they are learning a lot about tequila and beer. From a purely business perspective, this seems like money well spent. I hope I get another call tomorrow night. I love drunk dialing.
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I don't want to sound all high and mighty - but I am like 50% of those peoples' boss's. So I am feeling like this was a good business decision to send them there. PS - I have never watched the Bachelor or Bachelorette - but I can say unequivocally the French guy must go.
you're fine. I don't work at 9 PM. Apparently you don't work at 9 AM
OMG!!!!!!! That is exactly what I said! Why keep that freaky foreigner around when YOU KNOW you don't want it! He's such a sketch ball. And that is exactly what I said when I saw John Paul rocking the sockless look. I threw up a little bit in my mouth actually. Hahahaha, too much
You're too cool Sarah (with an H) but comments like that will only encourage John, and for christs sake, we just don't need that.
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